There is much anger in Kazakhstan nowadays.
The english funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen has
made much fun of our great country to the
rest of the world. He has put much mocking
on us. Especially with his character he calls
Borat. It is not even a popular Kasakh name.
We want to tell all those who make fun of
us that he is really an actor who is try
to portray us as a drunk fighting people.
We are not like this at all.
We are a good cultured hard worker people.
Kazakh people work long and hard and take
pride in our nation.
Borat has made us look a lot embarrassed
and many towns and villagers have become
angry.
We ask all western peoples to come and see
our country and see the advancement of our
society. We have a good reputation in the
region and don't need to be made look like
a country who has horse and cart on the highway
instead of truck and car (maybe you would
see that only in Uzbekstan).
Do not make bad the good name of our country!!!!
And many more testimonials
from angry people of Kazakhstan:
- We not like Borat!
- Borat is wrong!
- We have way much culture.
- Kazakhstan people are not like Borat says.
- Kazakhstan people are much educated too!
- Do not believe Borat. Kazakh people like the
Jew.
- Kazakhstan is not stupid country.
- Borat makes lie about Kazakhstan!
And political observers in the west are
siding with ourselves too!
James Taranto from Wall Strit Jurnal support
our protest saying:"If this doesn't
make people start taking Kazakhstan seriously,
nothing will!"
All products specially designed by best People’s
Artist of Kazakhstan Erbolat Satybaldiyevich
Qasymzhomartbayev
"If
this doesn't make people start
taking Kazakhstan seriously,
nothing will!" ~ James
Taranto, famous American
jurnalist in Wall
Strit Jurnal in America
Thank you for
your interest. We hope you are
not part of Borat conspiracy against
Kazakhstan. We will not become
a William Hung for the international
community!
OUR DEMANDS!
One. We demand personal
apology from Queen Elizabeth II
for the humiliation upon our nation
caused by British funnyman Sacha
Baron Coen. Furthermore, Prince
Charles and Camilla must pay an
official visit to Kazakhstan. Camilla
is much popular with Kazakh people.
What Princess Diana was to the
West, and Marylin Monroe is to
Uzbekistan, princess Camilla
is to Kazakhstan - and more. Kazakh
men put up her colour pinups
in truck and tractor, and Kazakh
women go for Camilla look. You
will see Camilla photo in many
a yurta.
Second: We want to know
secret of Camilla's beauty.
Three: We are willing to negotiate
peace with Neville Chamberlain
Kazakhstanis Against Borat
P.S. We have nice daughter, you are
maybe single westerner with much
financial goods.
FACTS YOU PORBABLEY DIDNO'T
KNOW
Kazakhstan is not axis of evil
We
do not pursuit WMD (weapons of
mass destrunction)
QESTCHINS AND ANSERS:
Q:
Hi,
My name is Jamie
Cornwell from Scotland (UK) and
was mailing to enquire about your
treatment to the humble Bear. Mr
Borat has stated on T.V that Bears
are dressed up and placed on a
hot surface to make them dance
like a child listening to their
favourite pop song. Can you confirm
if this is true as I am a big animal
lover and do not want to have the
thought of this kind of cruelty
happening in this day in age.
Yours
Sincerely
Jamie Cornwell
A:
Jamie,
The bear is a great beast
in our contry. Maybe you think he
is Yogie or 3 bears from Goldie Locks.
He is much viciouis and kills many
villagers every year. Instaed of
killing the bear he is made to
do the stupid dance. He then becomes
much afraid of the villages and
does not come near people. Instead
he goes to look for food in the
woods and near the chemical dump
in the mountains.
Kazakhstanis Against Borat
--------------------
We now have video produkshen. Local
bear-slaughter-house let use basement
we make video.
We have
better than Borat show. Love child
of Shakira and Eminem. Borat
don't watch.
Cultural learnings for make unoriginal
douchebag stop do impersonation:
What
Kazakh people say about
Borat:
"Borat has made us look a lot embarrassed."
"Borat make lie about our country. We have music."
"We don't have horse and cart on the highway.
Maybe you would see that only in Uzbekstan."
"We have tractors!"
"That funnyman has made much fun of our great country
to the rest of the world."
"Many
towns and villagers have become
angry."